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Film · Drama (film) · Drama

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Fight Club

1999

★ 7.3

Film · Psychological thriller (film) · Thriller (film) · Psychological thriller · Thriller

I see dead people.

Cole Sear

The Sixth Sense · 1999

★ 7.0

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody lookin' like you look, actin' like you act, soundin' like you sound. That's right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative!

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 7.0

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 7.0

Film · Science fiction (film) · Action (film) · Science fiction · Action

You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill—you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Morpheus

The Matrix · 1999

★ 7.0

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Mitch Hedberg

Comedy Central Presents · 1999

★ 6.9

Film · Black comedy (film) · Comedy drama (film) · Black comedy · Comedy drama

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.

Ricky Fitts

American Beauty · 1999

★ 6.9

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain't nothing you can say more powerful than, "I’m gonna tell your daddy."

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 6.2

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

There ain't a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of ya! None of ya would change places with me...and I'm rich! That's how good it is to be white.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 6.2

Comedy album · Comedy (stand up)

I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack, and that price fucks with your head, because then you start to think that you're gonna sell pop.

Mitch Hedberg

Strategic Grill Locations · 1999

★ 6.0

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Jack Handey

1999

★ 6.0

Comedy album · Comedy (stand up)

I bought a donut, and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don't need a receipt for the donut, man, I'll just give you the money, then you give me the donut—end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut.

Mitch Hedberg

Strategic Grill Locations · 1999

★ 6.0

Comedy album · Comedy (stand up)

I never joined the Army because "at ease" was never that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back.

Mitch Hedberg

Strategic Grill Locations · 1999

★ 6.0

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

I am scared of young white boys. If you white and under 21 I am running for the hills.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 5.5

Film · Drama (film) · Drama

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need.

Tyler Durden

Fight Club · 1999

★ 5.5

Film · Drama (film) · Drama

Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

Tyler Durden

Fight Club · 1999

★ 5.5

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

A man gonna be a man. A man is basically as faithful as his options. That’s how faithful a man is, no more, no less.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 5.5

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

You know what’s fucked up about taxes? You don’t even pay taxes. They take tax. You get your check, money gone. That ain’t a payment, that’s a jack.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 5.5

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

A bunch of girls like: "You don’t need no man to help you raise no child. You don't need no man." Shut the fuck up with the bullshit. Yeah, you could do it without a man but that don’t mean it’s to be done. Shit, you could drive a car with your feet if you want to. That don’t make it a good fuckin' idea.

Chris Rock

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 5.4

We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.

Richard Dawkins

1999

★ 5.3

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