Film · Romantic comedy (film) · Comedy drama (film) · Romantic comedy · Comedy dramaHelp me, help you. Help me, help you.Jerry MaguireJerry Maguire · 1996★ 7.5
Film · Romantic comedy (film) · Comedy drama (film) · Romantic comedy · Comedy dramaI love you. You...complete me.Jerry MaguireJerry Maguire · 1996★ 7.4
Film · Romantic comedy (film) · Comedy drama (film) · Romantic comedy · Comedy dramaShow me the money!Rod TidwellJerry Maguire · 1996★ 7.3
Film · Romantic comedy (film) · Comedy drama (film) · Romantic comedy · Comedy dramaYou had me at hello.Dorothy BoydJerry Maguire · 1996★ 7.2
Film · Action (film) · Thriller (film) · Action · ThrillerLosers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.John Patrick MasonThe Rock · 1996★ 7.1
Film · Action (film) · Thriller (film) · Action · ThrillerYou're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.Stanley GoodspeedThe Rock · 1996★ 7.1
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain't starvin'. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 7.0
Film · Comedy drama (film) · Comedy dramaChoose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchased in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats that you've spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...but why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?Mark RentonTrainspotting · 1996★ 6.9
Speech · Political speechThe era of big government is over.Bill Clinton1996 State of the Union Address · 1996★ 5.5
NovelThe truth will set you free. But not until it is finished with you.David Foster WallaceInfinite Jest · 1996★ 5.5
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Women always ready to settle down. Shit, a woman goes on four good dates, she's like "Why are we bullshittin'? What are you waiting for?" Men—never ready to settle down. Men don't settle down. We surrender.Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 5.4
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Drug dealers don't sell drugs. Drugs sell themselves. It's crack. It's not an encyclopedia. It's not a fuckin' vacuum cleaner. You don't really gotta try to sell crack, ok? I never heard a crack dealer goin' "Man, how'm I gonna get rid of all this crack?!"Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 5.4
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)We got some platonic friends. I got some, but they're all by accident. Every platonic friend I got is some woman I was tryin' to fuck, I made a wrong turn somewhere, and ended up in the friend zone.Chris RockChris Rock: Bring the Pain · 1996★ 5.4
EssayImagine that human existence is defined by an Ache: the Ache of our not being, each of us, the center of the universe; of our desires forever outnumbering our means of satisfying them.Jonathan Franzen1996★ 5.1
Novel"Acceptance" is usually more a matter of fatigue than anything else.David Foster WallaceInfinite Jest · 1996★ 4.6
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)You could get rid of all the crack, all the herb, all the blow, you know what would happen? People would just think of new ways of getting high. That's right, guys would go in their basement and become scientists, like "Yo check this out, check this out. You know, if you get a baby's bottle, right, fill it up with a little gasoline and a dead lima bean and suck it, you'll be fucked up!"Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 4.5
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)You know what's wild? Martin Luther King stood for nonviolence. Now what's Martin Luther King? A street. And I don't give a fuck where you at in America—if you on Martin Luther King Boulevard, there's some violence goin' down!Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 4.5
I will not sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.Helen FieldingBridget Jones's Diary · 1996★ 4.4