2000s
Showing 532 quotes from the 2000s
I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.
The way to stop discrimination on the basis of race is to stop discriminating on the basis of race.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs.
To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.
I can't see anything that I don't like about you. Right now I can't.
You see I'm a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, gunpowder, and gasoline!
Can't rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don't we.
As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.
Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.
We will make no distinction between terrorists who committed these acts and those who harbor them.
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
Anyone who falls in love is searching for the missing pieces of themselves.
The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger.
Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead?
The mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master.
The United States is the last country in the world that Japan should fight.
I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.
You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular.
What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.
I never forgot. Not for one moment. I knew I'd find you in the end. It's our destiny.
A real loser is somebody who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.
Well, I can tell you about the river Or we could just get in.
Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere.
Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.
I've thought myself out of happiness one million times, but never once into it.
It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born.
Boxin' is about respect. Gettin' it for yourself, and takin' it away from the other guy.
There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend.
People have to share things, Joel. That's what intimacy is.
He wanted to stop and chat with me and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with.
That’s the thing about needs. Sometimes when you get them met, you don’t need them anymore.
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders.
It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round.
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.
The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute "plans" in my book.
I understand what you're saying, and your comments are valuable, but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really really well.
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention?