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Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

Are you not entertained?

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 7.2

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

Brothers, what we do in life...echoes in eternity.

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 7.2

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Men have nice cars. Not cause they like nice cars. Because they know women like nice cars. That’s how it goes. Cause men are hunters. And the car is the bait. And a woman comes up and says: “Ooh, nice Porsche.” “Gotcha, bitch!”

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 6.1

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Every black dude in this room is a qualified paralegal and shit. He knows the law. If one of us even start to do something wrong, an old black man would pop out of nowhere. Nigga, don’t do that. That’s 5 to 10.

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 5.3

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

I mean, there could be a black president one day, but…You don’t wanna be the first one. I mean the second or third that's fine, but…that first nigga better watch out.

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 5.3

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 4.6

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

New white people. You can’t scare these white people. I tried. Roll up on 'em: BOO! "What the hell is wrong with you? Those days are over."

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.5

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

John F. Kennedy. Remember him? He fucked Marilyn Monroe. Matter of fact, him and his brother Bobby fucked Marilyn Monroe. And history doesn’t talk about that much. You know why history doesn’t talk about that much? Because those two pages in history are stuck together.

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.5

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Chivalry is dead. And women killed it.

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.0

Sports (film) · Biography (film) · Sports · Biography

This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

Coach Herman Boone

Remember the Titans · 2000

★ 4.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

Those who want respect, give respect.

Tony Soprano

The Sopranos · 2000

★ 4.0

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.9

Film · Comedy drama (film) · Comedy drama

I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.

Everett

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.9

Film · Martial arts (film) · Fantasy (film) · Martial arts · Fantasy

Repressing your feelings will only make them stronger.

Yu Shu Lien

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon · 2000

★ 3.8

Film · Sports (film) · Drama (film) · Sports · Drama

I've loved you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.

Monica Wright

Love and Basketball · 2000

★ 3.8

Film · Comedy drama (film) · Comedy drama

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Everett

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.8

The American people have spoken-but it's going to take a little while to determine exactly what they said.

Bill Clinton

2000

★ 3.7

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

If pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now because you’ve flooded the market with it. You’re giving it away too easy.

Dave Chappelle

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

Marcus Aurelius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

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