2000

Men have nice cars. Not cause they like nice cars. Because they know women like nice cars. That’s how it goes. Cause men are hunters. And the car is the bait. And a woman comes up and says: “Ooh, nice Porsche.” “Gotcha, bitch!”

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 6.1

Every black dude in this room is a qualified paralegal and shit. He knows the law. If one of us even start to do something wrong, an old black man would pop out of nowhere. Nigga, don’t do that. That’s 5 to 10.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 5.3

I mean, there could be a black president one day, but…You don’t wanna be the first one. I mean the second or third that's fine, but…that first nigga better watch out.

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 5.3

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

Maximus Decimus Meridius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 4.6

New white people. You can’t scare these white people. I tried. Roll up on 'em: BOO! "What the hell is wrong with you? Those days are over."

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.5

John F. Kennedy. Remember him? He fucked Marilyn Monroe. Matter of fact, him and his brother Bobby fucked Marilyn Monroe. And history doesn’t talk about that much. You know why history doesn’t talk about that much? Because those two pages in history are stuck together.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.5

Chivalry is dead. And women killed it.

This is no democracy. It is a dictatorship. I am the law.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 4.0

Sports (film) · Biography (film) · Sports · Biography

Coach Herman Boone

Remember the Titans · 2000

★ 4.0

TV program · Crime (TV) · Drama (TV) · Crime · Drama

Those who want respect, give respect.

Tony Soprano

The Sopranos · 2000

★ 4.0

He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs.

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.9

I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.

Everett

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.9

Film · Martial arts (film) · Fantasy (film) · Martial arts · Fantasy

Repressing your feelings will only make them stronger.

Yu Shu Lien

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon · 2000

★ 3.8

Film · Sports (film) · Drama (film) · Sports · Drama

I've loved you since I was eleven, and the shit won't go away.

Monica Wright

Love and Basketball · 2000

★ 3.8

Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Everett

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.8

The American people have spoken-but it's going to take a little while to determine exactly what they said.

Bill Clinton

2000

★ 3.7

If pussy was a stock, it would be plummeting right now because you’ve flooded the market with it. You’re giving it away too easy.

When a man sees his end, he wants to know there was some purpose to his life.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

Marcus Aurelius

Gladiator · 2000

★ 3.7

You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood?

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

Mankind was not evil, just...uninformed.

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Superhero (film) · Superhero

Professor Charles Xavier

X-Men · 2000

★ 3.7

A person with ubuntu is open and available to others, affirming of others, does not feel threatened that others are able and good, for he or she has a proper self-assurance that comes from knowing that he or she belongs in a greater whole and is diminished when others are humiliated or diminished when others are tortured or oppressed, or treated as if they were less than who they are.

Desmond Tutu

2000

★ 3.6

You gotta make life interesting like that cause the shit is flimsy. Life is flimsy. You…you think you’re gonna live, but ain’t nobody gon’ live forever.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 3.6

That girl was young, and she made a mistake that young girls make. She wanted to fuck a powerful man. Period. That’s as far as she thought it through.

The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.

Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 3.6

Film · Road movie · Comedy drama (film) · Comedy drama

Lester Bangs

Almost Famous · 2000

★ 3.6

Film · Martial arts (film) · Fantasy (film) · Martial arts · Fantasy

There's no eternity to the things we can touch. My master used to say, there's nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we finally possess what is real.

Master Li Mu Bai

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon · 2000

★ 3.6

TV program · Comedy (TV) · Drama (TV) · Comedy · Drama

I don’t need another friend, I already have two.

Sam Weir

Freaks and Geeks · 2000

★ 3.6

O dear God, thank you. You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and accommodating God. And we thank you, o sweet, sweet Lord of hosts for thee smörgåsbord you have so aptly lain at our table this day, and each day...by day, day by day...by day. O dear Lord, three things we pray: To love Thee more dearly, to see Thee more clearly, to follow Thee more nearly day by day...by day. Amen.

Greg Focker

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.6

I had to be at that there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil.

Tommy Johnson

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.6

Film · Crime (film) · Drama (film) · Crime · Drama

There is a war on drugs, then many of our family members are the enemy. And I don't know how you wage war on your own family.

Robert Wakefield

Traffic · 2000

★ 3.6

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

Calvin Coolidge

2000

★ 3.5

Film · Historical drama (film) · Drama (film) · Historical drama · Drama

The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the Senate, it's the sand of the Coliseum. He'll bring them death—and they will love him for it.

Gracchus (Gladiator)

Gladiator · 2000

★ 3.5

Film · Neo-noir · Thriller (film) · Thriller

I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there? Yeah. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.

Leonard

Memento · 2000

★ 3.5

You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the fortune you seek. But first...first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow...on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell ya how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.

Blind Seer

O Brother, Where Art Thou? · 2000

★ 3.5

Scientific literature

Every act of perception, is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination.

Gerald M. Edelman

2000

★ 3.5

I’m not saying I don’t like police. I’m not saying that. I’m saying I’m just scared of 'em. Nothing wrong with that. Sometimes we want to call them too. Somebody broke into my house once. This is a good time to call 'em. But I didn't, I don’t know, mm-mm.

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he?

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly · 2000

★ 2.8

TV program · Romantic comedy (TV) · Comedy (TV) · Romantic comedy · Comedy

Charlotte (Sex and the City)

Sex and the City · 2000

★ 2.3