
St Matthew Passion
Two choirs and two orchestras face each other across the church and answer one another, while a boys' choir cuts through both from above.

Two choirs and two orchestras face each other across the church and answer one another, while a boys' choir cuts through both from above.

Vivaldi spent most of his career teaching at a Venice orphanage for girls, whose orchestra became famous enough that travelers came to hear it.

Swift's ship's surgeon washes up among people six inches tall, then among giants, then among rational horses who find humans repulsive. Each voyage is funnier than the last and angrier about us.

No other satire cuts this cleanly. A reasonable gentleman proposes that the infants of the Irish poor be fattened and sold as food to landlords, and calculates the savings to the shilling.

He sings up at a window and nobody comes, while behind him a stone statue has its back turned.

History can be known, Vico argues, because men made it. He reads myth and law as the record of every nation passing through ages of gods, heroes, and men, then collapsing into barbarism.

Two Persian travelers in Paris write home about a king who conjures money from paper and a pope who makes bread into flesh. In Isfahan, the harem one of them left is collapsing.

Born in Newgate prison, five times a wife, once to her own brother, Moll totals her thefts and marriages in pounds and shillings. English fiction had never let a woman talk this way.
Men are never so serious, thoughtful, and intent as when they are at stool.
Vice came in always at the door of necessity, not at the door of inclination.
That action is best, which procures the greatest happiness for the greatest numbers.
If triangles were to make to themselves gods, they would give them three sides.
Women and wine should life employ. Is there ought else on earth desirous?
If the heart of a man is depressed with cares, The mist is dispelled when a woman appears.