
The Sleeping Gypsy
A lion sniffs at a sleeper in the desert without waking her. Rousseau was a customs officer who never took a lesson.

A lion sniffs at a sleeper in the desert without waking her. Rousseau was a customs officer who never took a lesson.
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it.

An English solicitor rides into the Carpathians to close a property deal and finds his client is a corpse with plans for London. Every undead figure since works from Stoker's Count.

Pissarro painted these boulevards from a hotel window over and over, but only once after dark, the gaslight smeared across wet pavement.

Protestants kill themselves more often than Catholics, single people more often than married. Durkheim turned the most private act into a social fact, and every social science since counts the way he counted.

Cylinders fall on Horsell Common outside Woking, and the Martians rise out of them with heat-rays and walking machines. Wells turned the British Empire's own conquests around and pointed them at Surrey.
Every one is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.
The man with a new idea is a Crank until the idea succeeds.
Prosperity is the best protector of principle.
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.
The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live.