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Topic·Courtship and dating✕clear

Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)

Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody lookin' like you look, actin' like you act, soundin' like you sound. That's right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative!

Bigger & Blacker · 1999

★ 7.0

Play · Comedy (play)

Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.

William Congreve

1693

★ 3.6

She knew how to allure by denying, and to make the gift rich by delaying it.

Anthony Trollope

1867

★ 3.5

TV program · Romantic comedy (TV) · Comedy (TV) · Romantic comedy · Comedy

I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted! Where is he?

Charlotte (Sex and the City)

Sex and the City · 2000

★ 2.3

Happy’s the Wooing that’s not long a doing.

Benjamin Franklin

1734

★ 2.2

TV program · Comedy (TV)

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

Curb Your Enthusiasm · 2011

★ 2.2

They dream in Courtship, but in Wedlock wake.

1704

★ 2.0

Play · Comedy (play)

For love is but discovery: When that is made, the pleasure's done.

Thomas Southerne

1690

★ 1.9