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Person·Jack Byrnes✕clear

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength in the opposable thumbs.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.9

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

I'm a realist. I understand it's the 21st century and you've probably had premarital relations with my daughter. But under our roof, it's my way or the Long Island Expressway. Is that understood?

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

Film · Comedy (film) · Comedy

I will be watching you, studying your every move, and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my first born child, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down to Chinatown.

Jack Byrnes

Meet the Parents · 2000

★ 3.7

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