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Forrest Gump1 quote
Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat, remember to stand up straight, and always answer every question with, "Yes, Drill Sargent!" — Forrest Gump · 1994General Robert E. Lee1 quote
To be a good soldier you must love the army. To be a good commander you must be willing to order the death of the thing you love. — General Robert E. Lee · 1993George Washington1 quote
Discipline is the soul of an army. It makes small numbers formidable; procures success to the weak, and esteem to all. — George Washington · 1757Mitch Hedberg1 quote
I never joined the Army because "at ease" was never that easy to me. It seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999