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Clinton damn near got impeached, for what? For what? Lied about a blowjob so his wife wouldn’t find out. ls that against the law? Do you need the Supreme Court for that one? You could have took that one to The People’s Court! Could have took that one to Judge Judy. She’d have knocked it out in a half hour, plus commercials. — Chris Rock · 1999
An impeachable offense is whatever a majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be at a given moment in history. — Gerald Ford · 1970