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Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain't starvin'. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her! — Chris Rock · 1996
Divorce is an abomination. Marriage is for life. — Five and Dime Manager · 2005
Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything. — Ivana Trump · 1996
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive but there's less of you. — Margaret Atwood · 1972