The Quotes canon
Sourced and curated.
Every quote has been curated by hand and carefully authenticated.
Browse all 10,075 quotes or apply filters in different categories to narrow your search.
Browse all 10,075 quotes or apply filters in different categories to narrow your search.
Mitch Hedberg2 quotes
This shirt is dry clean only, which means it's dirty. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999I especially hate turtlenecks. Like wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999William Shakespeare2 quotes
The apparel oft proclaims the man. — William Shakespeare · 1616The fashion wears out more apparel than the man. — William Shakespeare · 1600Amelia Jenks Bloomer1 quote
The costume of woman... Should conduce at once to her health, comfort, and usefulness... While it should not fail also to conduce to her personal adornment, it should make that end of secondary importance. — Amelia Jenks Bloomer · 1857C.F. Forbes1 quote
The sense of being well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow. — C.F. Forbes · 1875Carrie1 quote
I like my money right where I can see it-hanging in my closet. — Carrie · 2003Elle Woods1 quote
Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. — Elle Woods · 2001Fay Weldon1 quote
Every time you open your wardrobe, you look at your clothes and wonder what you are going to wear. What you are really saying is "Who am I going to be today?" — Fay Weldon · 1995George Bailey1 quote
You look a little older without your clothes on. — George Bailey · 1946George Orwell1 quote
Clothes are powerful things. Dressed in a tramp's clothes it is very difficult, at any rate for the first day, not to feel that you are genuinely degraded. — George Orwell · 1933Happy Gilmore1 quote
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Jack Donaghy1 quote
It's after six. What am I, a farmer? — Jack Donaghy · 2006Jerry Seinfeld1 quote
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." — Jerry Seinfeld · 1989John Wesley1 quote
Slovenliness is no part of religion; that neither this, nor any text of Scripture, condemns neatness of apparel. Certainly this a duty, not a sin. "Cleanliness is, indeed, next to godliness." — John Wesley · 1788Justin Timberlake1 quote
I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime performance at the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable. — Justin Timberlake · 2004Leo Tolstoy1 quote
Keep your clothes neat and tidy; it gives you self-confidence and composure in your bearings. — Leo Tolstoy · 1854Ralph Lauren1 quote
I don't design clothes, I design dreams. — Ralph Lauren · 1986