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Larry David1 quote
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. — Larry David · 2011Mitch Hedberg1 quote
I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg · 1999The Priest1 quote
Celibacy is a lot less complicated than romantic relationships. — The Priest · 2019Wendy Wasserstein1 quote
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone. — Wendy Wasserstein · 1981