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Misanthropy2 quotes
I just-I can’t stand the sound of the human voice. — Larry David · 2009I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. — Larry David · 2002Baldness1 quote
Bald asshole? That’s a hate crime. We're a set, we're a group. — Larry David · 2001Being single1 quote
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. — Larry David · 2011Coffee1 quote
I'll have a vanilla... One of the vanilla bullshit things. You know, do whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte, cappa thing. You know, whatever you got, I don't care. — Larry David · 2001Conscientiousness1 quote
Do you respect wood, Susie? — Larry David · 2009Contentment1 quote
I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. — Larry David · 2001Conversation1 quote
He wanted to stop and chat with me and I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat. — Larry David · 2001Courtship and dating1 quote
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone. — Larry David · 2011Feeling good1 quote
I'm feeling pretty good. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. — Larry David · 2001Nonsense and bullshit1 quote
There's a jet stream of bullshit coming out of your mouth, my friend. — Larry David · 2004Self-hatred1 quote
I do hate myself but it has nothing to do with being Jewish. — Larry David · 2001Strangers1 quote
I don't like talking to people I know, but strangers I have no problem with. — Larry David · 2002Wood1 quote
Do you respect wood, Susie? — Larry David · 2009