Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Prenuptial agreement. Everybody needs a prenup! People think you gotta be rich to get a prenup, oh no! You got 20 million, your wife want 10, big deal, you ain't starvin'. But if you make 30 thousand, and your wife want 15, you might have to kill her!Chris RockBring the Pain · 1996★ 7.0
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)Relationships: easy to get into, hard to maintain. Why are they so hard to maintain? Cause it’s hard to keep up the lie. 'Cause you can't get nobody being you. You got to lie to get somebody. You can't get nobody lookin' like you look, actin' like you act, soundin' like you sound. That's right, when you meet somebody for the first time, you're not meeting them. You're meeting their representative!Chris RockBigger & Blacker · 1999★ 7.0
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)What the fuck do women want? I know what you want: everything.Chris RockBigger & Blacker · 1999★ 7.0
Comedy special · Comedy (stand up)You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don’t give a fuck how good you are. Ain't nothing you can say more powerful than, "I’m gonna tell your daddy."Chris RockBigger & Blacker · 1999★ 6.2
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