
The Rebuke of Adam and Eve
Adam points at Eve, Eve points at the serpent, and the first sin turns into an ordinary comedy of passing the blame.

Adam points at Eve, Eve points at the serpent, and the first sin turns into an ordinary comedy of passing the blame.

The swan nips her hand and Leda barely reacts. Cézanne cared about the planes of the body, not the story.

Serene, elegant nudes about to ruin everything. It faces Masaccio's Expulsion across the same chapel, calm before the Fall against anguish after.

Venus in a pearly sea with nymphs, tritons and putti all around, made entirely to delight and not at all to instruct.

Hercules, poisoned and raving, grabs the boy by the hair and one leg and throws him. Canova almost never carved anything this violent.

Two women asleep and entwined, painted on private commission and therefore out of reach of the Salon and its proprieties.

Neptune drives his trident down to still the waters. It was made for a fountain, so real water once finished the sculpture.

A sallow green face fills the front of the picture while behind him a woman in red picks fruit beside another man. He is imagining it.

Nothing in the picture touches anything else. Dalí built it on the physics of the atom, where matter is mostly empty space.

Paris turns up as a German knight in plate armor and the three goddesses wear nothing but jewels and improbable hats.

Courbet took the nude to the Salon with her hair loose, her body relaxed, and a parrot on her hand instead of a myth.

An enchantress sits in a wood ringed by deer, dogs, owls and a stork, which may be men she has transformed. Dossi leaves it unresolved.

Naked conscripts showering in a barracks under a mounted officer, painted after the army service that broke Kirchner down.

The story runs across the canvas in stages, arrival to departure. A later owner cut Leda's head out in disgust and it was repainted.

When Napoleon carried off the Apollo Belvedere, the Vatican put this on the empty pedestal, a modern work judged fit for the company.

The odalisque rebuilt in the machine age, all gleaming curves against deep red, sensual and cold at exactly the same time.

The dark chair throws the body forward, all lilac and rose curves, a plant arching over the sleeper from behind.

A single thread of gauze links the baby, the beauty, the crone and Death holding an hourglass. Baldung was Dürer's pupil, with darker interests.

Louise O'Murphy was a teenage favorite of Louis XV, and Boucher painted her face-down across the cushions for private consumption.

Spartan girls taunt the boys into wrestling, and Degas made the bodies awkward rather than ideal, which is not how history painting was done.