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Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it. — Morty Seinfeld · 1996
Retirement1 quote
Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it. — Morty Seinfeld · 1996