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Cats1 quote
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013
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Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013
Dogs1 quote
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013
Pets1 quote
Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013