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Old age30 quotes
Old to grow, but ever learning. — Solon · 119I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. — Dylan Thomas · 1951She was seventy-five and she was going to make some changes in her life. — Jonathan Franzen · 2001My age is as a lusty winter, Frosty but kindly. — William Shakespeare · 1616I hope I die before I get old. — The Who · 1965All 30 quotes →
The old are in a second childhood. — Aristophanes · 423 BCIf youth knew; if age could. — Henri Estienne · 1594Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. — Terry Pratchett · 1990It strikes me that this may be one of the differences between youth and age: when we are young, we invent different futures for ourselves; when we are old, we invent different pasts for others. — Julian Barnes · 2011
Aging3 quotes
Old to grow, but ever learning. — Solon · 119Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, "how come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? — Mitch Robbins · 1991Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old. — Jonathan Swift · 1727
Death3 quotes
Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. — Dylan Thomas · 1951Old age is always wakeful; as if, the longer linked with life, the less man has to do with aught that looks like death. — Herman Melville · 1851Just old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, you don't look forward to being cured of. — Mr. Bernstein · 1941
Youth3 quotes
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. — Oscar Wilde · 1890If youth knew; if age could. — Henri Estienne · 1594It strikes me that this may be one of the differences between youth and age: when we are young, we invent different futures for ourselves; when we are old, we invent different pasts for others. — Julian Barnes · 2011
Wisdom2 quotes
Old to grow, but ever learning. — Solon · 119With the ancient is wisdom; and in length of days understanding. — Job · 500 BC
Tis the sunset of life gives me mystical lore, And coming events cast their shadows before. — Thomas Campbell · 1802
As a white candle In a holy place, So is the beauty Of an aged face. — Joseph Campbell (poet) · 1913
Childhood1 quote
They say an old man is twice a child. — William Shakespeare · 1616
Driving1 quote
You know how old people drive? They drive slow, they sit low. That is their motto. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1998
Just old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, you don't look forward to being cured of. — Mr. Bernstein · 1941
Florida1 quote
You know how old people drive? They drive slow, they sit low. That is their motto. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1998
That sign of old age: extolling the past at the expense of the present. — Sydney Smith · 1845
Learning1 quote
Old to grow, but ever learning. — Solon · 119
Long life1 quote
Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old. — Jonathan Swift · 1727
Lost youth1 quote
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened. — Terry Pratchett · 1990
She was seventy-five and she was going to make some changes in her life. — Jonathan Franzen · 2001
Old people1 quote
You know how old people drive? They drive slow, they sit low. That is their motto. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1998
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. — Oscar Wilde · 1890
Over it1 quote
I'm too old for this shit! — Roger Murtaugh · 1987
The abbreviation of time, and the failure of hope, will always tinge with a browner shade the evening of life. — Edward Gibbon · 1794
She was seventy-five and she was going to make some changes in her life. — Jonathan Franzen · 2001
To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am. — Bernard Baruch · 1955
How much more elder art thou than thy looks! — William Shakespeare · 1598
Relativism1 quote
To me old age is always fifteen years older than I am. — Bernard Baruch · 1955
Sleep1 quote
Old age is always wakeful; as if, the longer linked with life, the less man has to do with aught that looks like death. — Herman Melville · 1851
Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so fast. When you're a teenager, you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, "What happened to my twenties?" Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You'll call it a procedure, but it's a surgery. Your sixties you'll have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn't matter because you can't hear it anyway. Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two o'clock in the afternoon, you have lunch around ten, breakfast the night before, you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate soft yogurt and muttering, "how come the kids don't call? How come the kids don't call?" The eighties, you'll have a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can't stand but who you call mama. Any questions? — Mitch Robbins · 1991
States1 quote
You know how old people drive? They drive slow, they sit low. That is their motto. The state flag of Florida should be just a steering wheel with a hat and two knuckles on it. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1998
The past1 quote
That sign of old age: extolling the past at the expense of the present. — Sydney Smith · 1845
Time1 quote
The abbreviation of time, and the failure of hope, will always tinge with a browner shade the evening of life. — Edward Gibbon · 1794