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A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it. — William Shakespeare · 1597Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one. — Walter Savage Landor · 1825Perhaps it is indeed time I began to look at this whole matter of bantering more enthusiastically. After all, when one thinks about it, it is not such a foolish thing to indulge in-particularly if it is the case that in bantering lies the key to human warmth. — Kazuo Ishiguro · 1989Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie...A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack upon morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise. — George Orwell · 1941A joke worth laughing at always has an idea behind it, and usually a subversive idea. — George Orwell · 1940A pistol let off at the ear, not a feather to tickle the intellect. — Charles Lamb · 1833All 10 quotes →Humor2 quotes
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it. — William Shakespeare · 1597Why should truth not be impress'd
Beneath the cover of a jest. — Horace · 34 BCConversation1 quote
Perhaps it is indeed time I began to look at this whole matter of bantering more enthusiastically. After all, when one thinks about it, it is not such a foolish thing to indulge in-particularly if it is the case that in bantering lies the key to human warmth. — Kazuo Ishiguro · 1989Failure1 quote
Of all failures, to fail in a witticism is the worst, and the mishap is the more calamitous in a drawn-out and detailed one. — Walter Savage Landor · 1825Plus ca change1 quote
The world has joked incessantly for over fifty centuries.
And every joke that's possible has long ago been made. — W.S. Gilbert · 1894Power of humor1 quote
A joke worth laughing at always has an idea behind it, and usually a subversive idea. — George Orwell · 1940