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We're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college, right?...Women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women...women, bro. We're staring into the future here and the future is women. — Mike Dexter · 1998College women can smell ignorance...like dog shit. — Joel Goodson · 1983
We're gonna be in college soon. You know who's gonna be in college, right?...Women. College women. Women with no curfew, women on the pill, and women...women, bro. We're staring into the future here and the future is women. — Mike Dexter · 1998