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War3 quotes
You're talking about mass murder, General, not war! — President Merkin Muffley · 1964Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! — President Merkin Muffley · 1964When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. — Jean-Paul Sartre · 1951
Self-hatred2 quotes
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. — Mark Twain · 1897Perhaps the only true dignity of man is his capacity to despise himself. — George Santayana · 1910
Travel2 quotes
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. — George Moore · 1916What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning all the comforts of home, and then expend vast quantities of time and money in a largely futile attempt to recapture the comforts that you wouldn't have lost if you hadn't left home in the first place. — Bill Bryson · 1991
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. — Antoine de Saint-Exupery · 1943
Adversity1 quote
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline. — Douglas Adams · 1978
America1 quote
America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets! — Prince Akeem · 1988
America is great indeed. Imagine a country so free, one can throw glass on the streets! — Prince Akeem · 1988
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!-and you, Garcia Lorca what were you doing down by the watermelons? — Allen Ginsberg · 1956
Bigotry1 quote
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers! Here, you are all equally worthless! — Gunnery Sargent Hartman · 1987
A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king and eat of the fish that hath fed of that worm. — William Shakespeare · 1616
Would it not be easier In that case for the government To dissolve the people And elect another? — Bertolt Brecht · 1956
Well, they're saved from the blessings of civilization. — Doc Josiah Boone · 1939
You know, I started out on clean up, just like you guys. But now…see, I’m washing lettuce. Soon I’ll be on fries; then the grill. A year or two, I make assistant manager, and that’s where the big bucks start rollin' in. — Maurice · 1988
What peaches and what penumbras! Whole families shopping at night! Aisles full of husbands! Wives in the avocados, babies in the tomatoes!-and you, Garcia Lorca what were you doing down by the watermelons? — Allen Ginsberg · 1956
Days off1 quote
That was stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off? — Mr. Jones · 1995
Democracy1 quote
Would it not be easier In that case for the government To dissolve the people And elect another? — Bertolt Brecht · 1956
The majestic equality of the law, which forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. — Anatole France · 1894
Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. — Hector Berlioz · 1856
Ego1 quote
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. — Mark Twain · 1897
Equality1 quote
There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops, or greasers! Here, you are all equally worthless! — Gunnery Sargent Hartman · 1987
Escalation1 quote
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he comes next to drinking and sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility. — Thomas De Quincey · 1839
Unexpected money is a delight. The same sum is a bitterness when you expected more. — Mark Twain · 1878
Failure1 quote
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. — William Shakespeare · 1616
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me: the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart. — Jerome K. Jerome · 1889
You ought certainly to forgive them as a Christian, but never to admit them in your sight, or allow their names to be mentioned in your hearing. — Jane Austen · 1813
Freedom1 quote
The truth which makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. — Herbert Agar · 1942
Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. — William Shakespeare · 1616
That was stupid. How the hell you gonna get fired on your day off? — Mr. Jones · 1995
For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing. — Apostle Paul · 56
For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing. — Apostle Paul · 56