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Clothing2 quotes
If I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. — Happy Gilmore · 1996Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated. — Elle Woods · 2001Avoiding people1 quote
I do desire we may be better strangers. — William Shakespeare · 1616Baseball1 quote
You play ball like a girl! — Ham Porter · 1993Change (money)1 quote
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! — Johnny · 1990Gaining weight1 quote
I can actually hear you getting fatter. — Richard · 1995Incompetence1 quote
You are not the guy. You're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't. You-are not the guy. — Mike Ehrmantraut · 2011Memory1 quote
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. — Groucho Marx · 1970Mothers and sons1 quote
Thank God your mommy died givin' birth. If she'd have seen you, she'd have died of shame. — Pappy O'Daniel · 2000Relationship challenges1 quote
You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt. — Bill (Kill Bill: Volume 2) · 2004Relationships1 quote
You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt. — Bill (Kill Bill: Volume 2) · 2004Shamelessness1 quote
He was not born to shame.
Upon his brow shame is ashamed to sit. — William Shakespeare · 1597Slovenliness1 quote
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. — Dean Vernon Wormer · 1978Stupid people1 quote
You are literally too stupid to insult. — Stu Price · 2009Stupidity1 quote
He'd be sharper than a serpent's tooth, if he wasn't as dull as ditch water. — Charles Dickens · 1865Worthlessness1 quote
You are not worth the dust which the rude wind
Blows in your face. — William Shakespeare · 1606