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Business ideas1 quote
I want to open up my own club one day, maybe call it something like Club a Dub Dub or the Club Marine, sort of a submarine-themed club, or Tom’s Bistro. The word "bistro" is classy as shit. — Tom Haverford · 2010Charisma1 quote
I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, "Okay, he’s in there." — Tom Haverford · 2011Presence1 quote
I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, "Okay, he’s in there." — Tom Haverford · 2011Self-care1 quote
Treat yo'self. — Tom Haverford · 2011