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Love1 quote
Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase? — Wayne Campbell · 1992Selling out1 quote
Well that's where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor. — Wayne Campbell · 1992Stupid people1 quote
Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? — Dr. Evil · 1997True love1 quote
I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be. — Wayne Campbell · 1992