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Avoiding responsibility1 quote
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. — Michael Scott · 2007Character flaws1 quote
I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. — Michael Scott · 2007Cluelessness1 quote
And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. — Michael Scott · 2009Imperfection1 quote
I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don’t know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. — Michael Scott · 2007Knowing what to do1 quote
And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do. — Michael Scott · 2009Leadership1 quote
Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. — Michael Scott · 2005Love and fear1 quote
Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. — Michael Scott · 2005Superstition1 quote
I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. — Michael Scott · 2007Talking too much1 quote
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. — Michael Scott · 2009Think before speaking1 quote
Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way. — Michael Scott · 2009