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What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger. — Joel Barish · 2004Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? — Joel Barish · 2004It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round. — Joel Barish · 2004I wish I had stayed, too. Now I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. — Joel Barish · 2004Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? — Joel Barish · 2004
What a loss to spend that much time with someone, only to find out that she's a stranger. — Joel Barish · 2004It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round. — Joel Barish · 2004I wish I had stayed, too. Now I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. — Joel Barish · 2004
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. — Joel Barish · 2004
I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re going to find your sense of completion. — Jim Carrey · 2014
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That’s as good as money, sir. Those are I. O. U. S. — Lloyd Christmas · 1994
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. — Joel Barish · 2004
Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? — Joel Barish · 2004
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? — Joel Barish · 2004
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I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re going to find your sense of completion. — Jim Carrey · 2014
I can't see anything that I don't like about you. Right now I can't. — Joel Barish · 2004
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Please let me keep this memory, just this one. — Joel Barish · 2004
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So you’re telling me there’s a chance! — Lloyd Christmas · 1994
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I wish I had stayed, too. Now I wish I had stayed. I wish I had done a lot of things. I wish I had... I wish I had stayed. I do. — Joel Barish · 2004
It will be different. If we could just give it another go-round. — Joel Barish · 2004
I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re going to find your sense of completion. — Jim Carrey · 2014
Why do I fall in love with every woman I see who shows me the least bit of attention? — Joel Barish · 2004
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Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. — Joel Barish · 2004
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. — Joel Barish · 2004
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I wish people could realize all their dreams and wealth and fame so that they could see that it’s not where you’re going to find your sense of completion. — Jim Carrey · 2014