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Artists1 quote
The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable. — H.L. Mencken · 1919
Beliefs1 quote
How long will the human race sweat under the superstition that, in order to be happy and useful and intelligent, it is necessary to believe in things? What nonsense indeed! Human progress consists, not in acquiring beliefs, but in getting rid of them. — H.L. Mencken · 1921
Capitalism1 quote
Capitalism undoubtedly has certain boils and blotches upon it, but has it as many as government? Has it as many as marriage? Has it as many as religion? I doubt it. It is the only basic institution of modern man that shows any genuine health and vigor. — H.L. Mencken · 1928
Democracy1 quote
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. — H.L. Mencken · 1916
The average man doesn't want to be free. He simply wants to be safe. — H.L. Mencken · 1926
Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed. — H.L. Mencken · 1922
Faith1 quote
Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. — H.L. Mencken · 1922
The average man doesn't want to be free. He simply wants to be safe. — H.L. Mencken · 1926
The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable. — H.L. Mencken · 1919
The great artists of the world are never Puritans, and seldom even ordinarily respectable. — H.L. Mencken · 1919
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. — H.L. Mencken · 1918
Politics1 quote
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. — H.L. Mencken · 1918
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. — H.L. Mencken · 1918
Puritanism1 quote
Puritanism—The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy. — H.L. Mencken · 1949
Safety1 quote
The average man doesn't want to be free. He simply wants to be safe. — H.L. Mencken · 1926
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong. — H.L. Mencken · 1917
The masses1 quote
No one in this world, so far as I know...has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. — H.L. Mencken · 1926
Truth1 quote
Nine times out of ten, in the arts as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed. — H.L. Mencken · 1922