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Men and women2 quotes
Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Relationships2 quotes
Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Attraction1 quote
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Avoiding people1 quote
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. — George Costanza · 1995Criticizing others1 quote
I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs. — George Costanza · 1995Dignity1 quote
I can’t die with dignity. I have no dignity. I want to be the one person who doesn’t die with dignity. I live my whole life in shame. Why should I die with dignity? — George Costanza · 1993Dreams1 quote
My dream is to become hopeless. — George Costanza · 1992Dysfunctional relationships1 quote
Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Failure1 quote
It all became very clear to me sitting out there today that every decision I've made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have, in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat-it's all been wrong. — George Costanza · 1994Food1 quote
Food and sex. Those are my two passions. — George Costanza · 1997Giving up1 quote
I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993Gossip1 quote
I’m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs. — George Costanza · 1995Hating men1 quote
Jerry, this woman hates me so much, I’m starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Hopelessness and despair1 quote
My dream is to become hopeless. — George Costanza · 1992Lies1 quote
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. — George Costanza · 1995Love and hate1 quote
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. — George Costanza · 1993Misanthropy1 quote
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy. — George Costanza · 1995Nature of truth1 quote
Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it. — George Costanza · 1995Quitting1 quote
I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993Sex1 quote
Food and sex. Those are my two passions. — George Costanza · 1997