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Life2 quotes
You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers. — Mason Sr. · 2014Life's hard. It's suppose to be. If we didn't suffer, we wouldn't learn a thing, you know? — Jesse · 2004
Love2 quotes
But if you want true love, then this is it. This is real life. It's not perfect but it's real. — Jesse · 2013I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994
You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers. — Mason Sr. · 2014Life's hard. It's suppose to be. If we didn't suffer, we wouldn't learn a thing, you know? — Jesse · 2004
Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself. — Troy Dyer · 1994
I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself. — Troy Dyer · 1994
If I could change one thing about you, it would be for you to stop trying to change me. — Jesse · 2013
Delusion1 quote
You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back, and I...I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Growing up1 quote
Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23 is yourself. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Happiness1 quote
Happiness is in doing, not in the getting what you want. — Jesse · 2004
You know what I think? I think its from the time we leave our parents house until we have kids - that's the only time your life is completely your own. You know I think I had about a decade of that. It was great. It was just like one long, flowing... a day, a week, a year, there wasn't much difference. — Jesse · 2013
I love her. She breaks my heart again and again, but I love her. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Life's hard. It's suppose to be. If we didn't suffer, we wouldn't learn a thing, you know? — Jesse · 2004
There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back, and I...I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. — Troy Dyer · 1994
Motivation1 quote
You know, I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. — Jesse · 2013
But if you want true love, then this is it. This is real life. It's not perfect but it's real. — Jesse · 2013
Suffering1 quote
Life's hard. It's suppose to be. If we didn't suffer, we wouldn't learn a thing, you know? — Jesse · 2004
The absurd1 quote
There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back, and I...I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. — Troy Dyer · 1994
There's no point to any of this. It's all just a...a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes. So I take pleasure in the details. You know...a quarter-pounder with cheese, those are good, the sky about ten minutes before it starts to rain, the moment where your laughter becomes a cackle. And I sit back, and I...I smoke my Camel Straights and I ride my own melt. — Troy Dyer · 1994
True love1 quote
But if you want true love, then this is it. This is real life. It's not perfect but it's real. — Jesse · 2013