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I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things. — Elaine Benes · 1994
Delusion1 quote
Is it possible that I’m not as attractive as I think I am? — Elaine Benes · 1993
It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties. — Elaine Benes · 1992
Food1 quote
It’s the best part. It’s crunchy, it’s explosive, it’s where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I’ll tell you. That’s a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops. — Elaine Benes · 1997
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992
He’s a re-gifter. — Elaine Benes · 1995
Hating men1 quote
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992
Misandry1 quote
I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian. — Elaine Benes · 1992
Progress1 quote
It's ironic... That we've come all this way, we made all this progress, but you know, we lost the little things, the niceties. — Elaine Benes · 1992