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Glasses1 quote
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. — Dorothy Parker · 1937
Jokes1 quote
There's a helluva distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. — Dorothy Parker · 1956
By the time you say you're his, Shivering and sighing And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. — Dorothy Parker · 1937
By the time you say you're his, Shivering and sighing And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. — Dorothy Parker · 1937
By the time you say you're his, Shivering and sighing And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying. — Dorothy Parker · 1937