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Bob Hope1 quote
Television. That's where movies go when they die. — Bob Hope · 1953Joey Tribbiani1 quote
You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at? — Joey Tribbiani · 2003Roald Dahl1 quote
So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,
Go throw your TV set away,
And in its place you can install
A lovely bookshelf on the wall. — Roald Dahl · 1964