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Mister, if you don’t shut up, I’m gonna kick 100 percent of your ass! — Brad Hamilton · 1982
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You're the one with the big mouth, and I would really enjoy closing it, especially in front of all my friends. But my hands are registered as lethal weapons. That means, we get into a fight, I accidentally kill you, I go to jail. — Bruce Lee · 2019
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I will lay mine hand upon my mouth. — Job · 500 BC
Shut up, I'm having a rhetorical conversation. — Max Bialystock · 1967