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Just think, next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested. — Lt. Frank Drebin · 1988
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Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas. — Q · 2012
Go ahead and shoot. You'll be doing me a favor. — Rick Blaine · 1942
I never shot nobody I didn't have to. — Rooster Cogburn · 2010
I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard! — Scotty Appleton · 1991