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Jerry Seinfeld1 quote
I can’t be with someone like me. I hate myself! If anything, I need to get the exact opposite of me. It’s too much. It’s too much Kramer, I can’t take it. I can’t take it. — Jerry Seinfeld · 1996John Green1 quote
If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane. — John Green · 2005