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Napoleon Dynamite1 quote
I see you're drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. — Napoleon Dynamite · 2004Ron Swanson1 quote
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk. — Ron Swanson · 2013