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I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name, best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. — Ron Swanson · 2011
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And I love you. Because I've learned that Platonic love can exist between two grown men. — Russell · 1992
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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug. — Tommy · 1995