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He who tells a lie, is not sensible how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. — Alexander Pope · 1727
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Liars when they speak the truth are not believed. — Aristotle · 240
I know I fib a good deal. After all, a woman's charm is 50% illusion. — Blanche DuBois · 1951
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Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. — God · 1405 BC
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We know how to speak many falsehoods which resemble real things, but we know, when we will, how to speak true things. — Hesiod · 700 BC
It is always the best policy to speak the truth—unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. — Jerome K. Jerome · 1892
The essence of lying is in deception, not in words. — John Ruskin · 1860
The first thing a man will do for his ideals is lie. — Joseph Schumpeter · 1950
Whoever would lie usefully should lie seldom. — Lord Hervey · 1743
If not becoming, don’t do it. If not true, don’t say it. Let these be your fixed principles. — Marcus Aurelius · 180
There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk. — Ron Swanson · 2013
Lies, detrust, mixed messages...this is turning into a real marriage. — Sean Archer · 1997
O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practise to deceive! — Sir Walter Scott · 1808
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False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil. — Socrates · 360 BC
He who permits himself to tell a lie once, finds it much easier to do it a second and third time, till at length it becomes habitual, he tells lies without attending to it, and truths without the world's believing him. This falsehood of the tongue leads to that of the heart, and in time depraves all its good dispositions. — Thomas Jefferson · 1785