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There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor. — Charles Dickens · 1843
Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral. — Charles Lamb · 1815
To laugh is proper to man. — Francois Rabelais · 1534
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Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain · 1910
Strange, when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter. — Max Beerbohm · 1920
Of all days, the one most surely wasted is the one on which one has not laughed. — Nicolas Chamfort · 1796
The world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the only way in which it has been able to bear them. — Oscar Wilde · 1893
Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer. — Reinhold Niebuhr · 1946
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is stuck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be. — William Hazlitt · 1818
Frame your mind to mirth and merriment, Which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life. — William Shakespeare · 1594