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Horace2 quotes
Humor very often cuts the knot of serious questions more trenchantly and successfully than severity. — Horace · 34 BCWhy should truth not be impress'd
Beneath the cover of a jest. — Horace · 34 BCMark Twain2 quotes
The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. — Mark Twain · 1897Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. — Mark Twain · 1910William Hazlitt2 quotes
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food. — William Hazlitt · 1819Comedy naturally wears itself out-destroys the very food on which it lives; and by constantly and successfully exposing the follies and weaknesses of mankind to ridicule, in the end leaves itself nothing worth laughing at. — William Hazlitt · 1817Mark Van Doren1 quote
Wit is the only wall
Between us and the dark. — Mark Van Doren · 1939Max Beckmann1 quote
I believe that humor is a part of beauty. — Max Beckmann · 1903Max Beerbohm1 quote
Strange, when you come to think of it, that of all the countless folk who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or in legend as having died of laughter. — Max Beerbohm · 1920Oscar Wilde1 quote
The world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the only way in which it has been able to bear them. — Oscar Wilde · 1893Reinhold Niebuhr1 quote
Humour is, in fact, a prelude to faith; and laughter is the beginning of prayer. — Reinhold Niebuhr · 1946Steve Allen1 quote
Tragedy plus time equals comedy. — Steve Allen · 1957William Shakespeare1 quote
A jest's prosperity lies in the ear
Of him that hears it, never in the tongue
Of him that makes it. — William Shakespeare · 1597