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Andy Dufresne1 quote
Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'. — Andy Dufresne · 1994Bertrand Russell1 quote
To acquiesce in despair is the very way to make despairing forecasts come true. — Bertrand Russell · 1951Chuck1 quote
When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons," and bail. — Chuck · 2008Coach Morris Buttermaker1 quote
This quitting thing, it's a hard habit to break once you start. — Coach Morris Buttermaker · 1976Dewey Finn1 quote
Give up, just quit, because in this life, you can't win. Yeah, you can try, but in the end you're just gonna lose, big time, because the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man? Well, he's everywhere. In the White House, down the hall, Miss Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, and he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank, ok? And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! So don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. So do yourselves a favor and just give up! — Dewey Finn · 2003George Costanza1 quote
I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. — George Costanza · 1993Jerry Seinfeld1 quote
You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable." — Jerry Seinfeld · 1989Lt. Col. Frank Slade1 quote
There is nothing like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is no prosthetic for that. — Lt. Col. Frank Slade · 1992Marcus Aurelius1 quote
’Tis very dishonourable in life, that the soul should fail and desert its duty; while the body can hold out, and sustain its part. — Marcus Aurelius · 180Soren Kierkegaard1 quote
The greatest hazard of all, losing one’s self, can occur very quietly in the world, as if it were nothing at all. No other loss can occur so quietly; any other loss-an arm, a leg, five dollars, a wife, etc.-is sure to be noticed. — Soren Kierkegaard · 1849Tony D'Amato1 quote
Come on, if you're act like a loser, raise your hand. If you're gonna act like pussy, raise your hand. — Tony D'Amato · 1999