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We find it’s always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there’s less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week. — Bob Slydell · 1999
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Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel. — Newman · 1993