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Albert King1 quote
If it wasn't for bad luck
You know, I wouldn't have no luck at all — Albert King · 1967Christopher Moltisanti1 quote
You ever feel like nothin' good was ever gonna happen to you? — Christopher Moltisanti · 1999Cormac McCarthy1 quote
You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. — Cormac McCarthy · 2005Derek Zoolander1 quote
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident. — Derek Zoolander · 2001Jean1 quote
Everything you touch turns to shit, like King Midas's idiot brother. — Jean · 2013Ralphie Parker1 quote
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us. — Ralphie Parker · 1983Sophocles1 quote
Of all human ills, greatest is fortune's wayward tyranny. — Sophocles · 430 BC