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Topic·Avoiding responsibility✕clear
Homer Simpson1 quote
Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. — Homer Simpson · 1993
Michael Scott1 quote
I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good. — Michael Scott · 2007