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Topic·Adolescence✕clear
Elaine Miller1 quote
Adolescence is a marketing tool. — Elaine Miller · 2000
Fran Lebowitz1 quote
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. — Fran Lebowitz · 1981
Judy Blume1 quote
Are you there God? It's me, Margaret. I just told my mother I want a bra. Please help me grow God. You know where. — Judy Blume · 1970
Lester Burnham1 quote
Janie's a pretty typical teenager. Angry, insecure, confused. I wish I could tell her that's all going to pass, but I don't want to lie to her. — Lester Burnham · 1999
Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold)1 quote
The truth is in 7th grade, who you are is what other 7th graders say you are. The funny thing is it’s hard to remember the names of the kids you spent so much time trying to impress. — Narrator (Adult Kevin Arnold) · 1989
Randall 'Pink' Floyd1 quote
All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself. — Randall 'Pink' Floyd · 1993