The Quotes canon
Sourced and curated.
Every quote has been curated by hand and carefully authenticated.
Browse all 10,075 quotes or apply filters in different categories to narrow your search.
Browse all 10,075 quotes or apply filters in different categories to narrow your search.
Alvy Singer4 quotes
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. — Alvy Singer · 1977I don't want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light. — Alvy Singer · 1977Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. — Alvy Singer · 1977I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. You know, the horrible be like, I don't know, terminal cases, you know blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life, it's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So when you go through life, you should be thankful that you're miserable, because you're very lucky, to be miserable. — Alvy Singer · 1977Woody Allen4 quotes
Showing up is 80 percent of life. — Woody Allen · 1977I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying. — Woody Allen · 1975The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen · 1975If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. — Woody Allen · 1973Boris Grushenko1 quote
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. — Boris Grushenko · 1975