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Buddy5 quotes
There's room for everyone on the nice list. — Buddy · 2003I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite. — Buddy · 2003The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. — Buddy · 2003Treat every day like Christmas. — Buddy · 2003You sit on a throne of lies! — Buddy · 2003Ron Burgundy4 quotes
I'm kind of a big deal...people know me. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era. — Ron Burgundy · 2004I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina. — Ron Burgundy · 2004Brennan Huff1 quote
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! — Brennan Huff · 2008Chazz Reinhold1 quote
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. — Chazz Reinhold · 2005Frank (Old School)1 quote
Fill it up again! It's so good! Once it hits your lips, it's so good! — Frank (Old School) · 2003Mugatu1 quote
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! — Mugatu · 2001