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Ron Swanson9 quotes
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing. — Ron Swanson · 2012I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American. — Ron Swanson · 2010I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name, best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. — Ron Swanson · 2011There has never been a sadness that can't be cured by breakfast food. — Ron Swanson · 2014Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless. — Ron Swanson · 2013If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party. — Ron Swanson · 2012All 9 quotes →